Oh and great news! The British only have five terrestrial channels -- that's what they call them: 'terrestrial!' Isn't that exciting? And more to that: more to that, even: they have to pay for TV licenses every year. It keeps BBC 1 & 2 free of commercials. So you gotta pay 126 pounds every year to be able to use your TV. If you get caught cheating, you get fined...if you get caught three times, you go to jail.

Jail.